Monday Funny (Non-fishing)

[Rich Clemens]

Got this in an E-mail this morning.

 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

 

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

 

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

 

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

 

She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

 

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax." Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .... ."

 

He sighed ... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box .."

[silvio]

thats a good one lol

[huntervasili]

Thanks for sharing...

[Row Boat]

good one...

 

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Peter is eating cereal and says, "There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says, "Ooooo!"

 

Brian replies, "Peter, those are Cheerios."

[solopaddler]

Thanks!

[silveradosheriff]

Hehehe....Thanks!