Sunday Funny

[Twocoda]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

 

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

 

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

 

Number 6

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 5

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 4

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

 

Number 3

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

Number 2

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

And The Number 1 Thought

- - - as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."

[pikehunter]

#2. Lived that thought too many times to remember

[Skipper D]

#1 ...........