Two Friday funnies

[HTHM]

My wife asked me to describe her. I looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K". She asks, "What does that mean"?

I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent". She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about ' J & K' "? I said, "Just Kidding' ". My eyes are still swollen, and my ribs are still bruised, but I will survive.....

[HTHM]

Students in a Marshall Texas high school Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was worth 70 points: 'Name seven advantages of mother's milk.'

A future Texas Aggie in the classroom wrote:

 

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

 

And then, he was stuck. Finally in desperation, just before the bell rang, he wrote...

 

7) It comes in 2 cute containers.

 

The boy got an A!

[dhickey]

Friday night beer and B<>B

Edited August 27, 2011 by saltydawg