skeeter Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 When Love Fades... Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?" I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having soup, idiot. I was talking to the cat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 honeymoons over there eh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Lucky for you it was just the cat.Last time that happened to me, 'i heard Shut up idiot, she was talking to me ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelbee Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 BHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bacon Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Hospital Regulations Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. While working as a student nurse, however, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with his suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs int he bathroom changing out of her hospital gown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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