misfish Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Widdle wabbit A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a cwap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozer Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 i love that one thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnimon Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 and all she wants for christmas is her too front toots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 pwiceless!!! :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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