Be Strong-NF Joke

[nelly]

Escaped Convict

 

>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked

>up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for

>money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

 

>While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the

>convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets

>up and goes into the bathroom.

 

>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his

>wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at

>his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail

>and hasn't seen a woman in years.

 

>I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't

>resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy

>him no matter how much he nauseates you. This

>guy is obviously very serous. If he gets angry,he'll

>kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

 

>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was

>whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he

>thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

>I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.

>I love you too."

[Mike the Pike]

That was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Rich Clemens]

Didn't see that one coming.

[Nanook]

 

Oh!! Yuk Yuk Yuk