Christmas cookies

[bigugli]

These are yummy!

 

Christmas Cookie Recipe

 

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 T lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve

 

 

Sample the Crown to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the highest

quality.

Pour one level cup and drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try another

cup.. just in case.

 

Turn off the mixer thingy.

 

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the dangg fruit off floor...

 

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a

dewscriver.

 

Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

 

Who giveshz a sheet.

 

Check the Crown Royal.

 

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

 

Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

 

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

 

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

 

Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

 

CHERRY MISTMAS

[FLEX ROD]

bigugli- Thanks, every time i hear or read this one I truely get a big ugly grin on my face.

 

Thanks,

 

Have a great Christmas.

 

FLEX - John

[Handlebarz]

LOL thats great and my first time reading it I will try and make some tomorrow night what is your address to send some over.