~~~Why GCDawg doesn't date anymore

[oldphart]

1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

 

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

 

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea

I can't hold it in.

 

4) Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out

 

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.

 

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,

I'd store my nuts in yer hole .

 

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

 

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'

Woman - 'WHAT?'

Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

 

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

 

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

 

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,

we kin sleep til afternoon.

 

 

AND .. the best for last!

 

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

[Greencoachdog]

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

 

That's the one that fetched Ol' Yeller for me!!!

[misfish]

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

 

SICK

 

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

 

Thats a good,n.

[solopaddler]

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

 

Cracked a smile with that one.

[Dozer]

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

 

Thats a quick google search

 

How about something with a worm going into a mouth? Jerking of a rod.. in terms of presentation, of course.

Edited November 18, 2008 by Dozer