~~~Best way to feel real good

[oldphart]

~~~~I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could

all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple

advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

 

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all

the things you have started and have never finished."

 

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and

hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished

off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's

Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of

my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos,

and a box of chocolates and the rest of my half-gallon of Blue Bell

Original Vanilla Bean ice-cream.

 

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

[Clampet]

Yeah, but you look like crap!

[GoneFishin]

You can't fool us. We all know you wouldn't leave an unfinished bottle of alcohol layin around

[GBW]

So that's when you ran in to the MNR sign you posted (on another site)...

[Rizzo]

tee hee I like that one.

[Greencoachdog]

Yeah, but you look like crap!

 

 

Hey Now!!! That's not very nice...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was gonna say that!!!!