silveradosheriff Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Get me a beer A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..." The man sighs and says, "It's started..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 ..sounds like my step-father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carp Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Thanks for the laugh bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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