In chat we can post stuff like this.
Conversation in a Oklahoma Bar
A guy walks into a bar in Tulsa and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pathetic Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Collingwood, Ontario."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."