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danbo

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  1. Shimano's for fairies & Rebels!
  2. Notice how Shimano is spelled?... S-H-I-___ !
  3. Can you say "D-A-I-W-A-?"
  4. danbo

    Joke

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4vL-ajp8sU
  5. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c2e_1217531771
  6. They won't do ya drunk..unless they know you.
  7. danbo

    Joke

    We are in trouble.... > Just did the math.... We are in trouble... > > The population of this country is 300 million. > > 160 million are retired. > > That leaves 140 million to do the work. > > There are 85 million in school. > > Which leaves 55 million to do the work. > > Of this there are 40 million employed by the > federal government. > > Leaving 15 million to do the work. > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied > with killing Osama > Bin-Laden. > > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. > > Take from that total the 10.8 million people who > work for state and city > Governments. > > And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in > hospitals. > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. > > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. > > That leaves just two people to do the work. > > You and me. > > And there you are, > > Sitting on your ass, > > At your computer, reading jokes. > > Nice. Real nice
  8. I guess y'all never been on a long bus-ride? It's hell.
  9. Kill 'em all..let God sort them out! Violence will always be. They will use anything for a weapon. The trouble is that half the creeps couldn't hit the side of a barn with their 9mm. So when they miss the target & hit a passer-by the Law get's interested.
  10. It's Rap Music done it all..heck, the kids don't know who Lynyrd Skynyrd was!
  11. That Hardy is "pretty" but awfully exposed to grit getting into the guts. My old GLoomis was great. Islanders get good reviews for less cake! Angling Specialties has an interesting model of their own too.
  12. we both know what the "mustard" really is... don't we? "Gagger".. if it's what I think it is..
  13. John..don't help that crazy Redneck or his head will swell even more!
  14. Where's the cornbread?
  15. Looks good Gare! No wonder anglers are always broke!
  16. Frogs n Bass..my fave combo. C'mon sundown!
  17. Better teach your children the differences!
  18. Cool..I got tons o'stuff there years back! I thought he was gone.
  19. And Colts to celebrate! Congrats all around!!
  20. Ya Baby!
  21. Who's yo Daddy?
  22. Sure would make a purdy hatband. Just skin it, scrape it down with the edge of a tablespoon, Staple-gun it to a board, rub Borax on it & let it dry.
  23. I showed a co-worker a nice pickeral spot on Stoney Lake. He went to that spot every weekend for the rest of the season, with his friends! The only reason he's still alive is I'm a law-abiding guy now.
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