While on a trip up North, I stopped at a rest area, as nature was calling.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the Men's restroom at a rest stop but, I don't know what got in to me, so I answered, somewhat ambarrassedly: "Doin' just fine"!
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
(What kind of question is that?)
At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizzare, so I say:
"Huh", I'm like you, just traveling North".
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over to your place after a while?"
Ok, this question is just whacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation as quickly as I could as I was now beginning to feel very uneasy.
I tell him, "Well I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say:
"Listen I have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions".