I do almost all the cooking, why, take Tuesday as an example. Grilled cheese sandwich at 10PM why, was served under cooked ducky at 7:30. No thanks says I, you can't rush fowl it just has to cook until it's truly done. Results wife PO'ed didn't speak the rest of the night
She does try though but her offerings are limited. She makes a bang up borscht. Something she did manage to learn from her native country. And something called meat with mayonnaise. Sounds horrible but really it's not. A layer of onions, a layer of veal, a little mayo on top of that and a layer of cheese, maybe mushrooms too. Into the oven and man what a meal.
Anyway I cook and she cleans up and its been a happy 9 years so who's to complain