Hahaha, yep, same here.
We have 8 employees. Only two of us in today. The first excuse on the answering maching was the receptionist who just said "I will not be coming into the office today." Then we got the next message from the worst offender here who said "My basement flooded." It appears it takes both her and her husband to stay home for that (bull patootie). And the others just said "I'm working from home." Except for the boss, who said "I'm not coming in, man the fort for me."
Joey