Morning Smile (NF)

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A few minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking.  Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.  Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil

incarnate.  Soon everyone had exited the church except for one old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. 

 

So Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"

"Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me."

"Nope, sure ain't."

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"

"Don't doubt it for a minute."

"Did you know that I could cause you physical agony for all eternity?"

"Yep", was the calm reply.

"And you still are not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More that a little perturbed, Satan asked,"Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied............

"Been married to your sister for 68 years!!"

[Whopper]

LOL Don

 

Kind of reminded me of the Mrs last night she was on a roll.

 

Whopper

Edited July 26, 2007 by Whopper

[silveradosheriff]

Good one!!!

 

[hawkeye]

now that's a good un

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Just remember Phil, she emails me once in awhile and I could use that comment for leverage, LOL

 

I'm waiting to see what GCD thinks of it. His "Ole Yeller" comments are going to find him used as chum if he's not careful. LOL

 

So far 'Miss Ruth' is still smiling.

[Whopper]

Just remember Phil, she emails me once in awhile and I could use that comment for leverage, LOL

 

She knows I'm not the brightess bulb on the tree

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But you can cook a mean sauce for that pasta.