John Bacon Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Old Dave was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his sweety, "Hey! What's for supper?" "WHHHAAAAAT?!? You sit on your butt in the air conditioning all day while I'm out here working?!? I can't believe you have the balls to ask me about supper right now! "Tell you what -- imagine I'm out of town. Go inside and figure out dinner for yourself!" Old Dave went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak with potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of old beer. Wifey finally finished the lawn and walked in about the time he was finishing up. "You fixed something to eat, I see. So where's mine?" "Huh? I thought you were out of town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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