Squid Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 A NEWFIE WAS TERRIBLY OVERWEIGHT, SO HIS DOCTOR PUT HIM ON A NEWLY DISCOVERED DIET. "I WANT YOU TO EAT REGULAR MEALS FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SKIP A DAY, AND REPEAT THIS PROCEDURE FOR 2 MORE WEEKS. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOST AT LEAST 5 POUNDS". WHEN THE NEWFIE RETURNED, HE SHOCKED HIS DOCTOR BY HAVING LOST NEARLY 60 POUNDS. "WHY, THAT'S AMAZING!" THE DOCTOR SAID. "DID YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS? THE NEWFIE NODDED. "I'LL TELL YA THOUGH, BY JEASUZ, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DROP DEAD DAT 3RD DAY" "FROM HUNGER, YOU MEAN?" "NO, FROM THE dang' SKIPPIN'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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valerie Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Thanks Bud ! Needed a good laugh before embarking on a round trip to Ottawa and back this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Dem newfies are so silly Thanks for the morning laugh. Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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