HookNrelease Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 they schooling is falling short in TO, so i thought id shed some light on the situation after the kids showed me there english lessons, 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL. 2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard. 3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little." 4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. 5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. 6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE." 7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8. AFRO - I got so mad at my carp, AFRO a lamp at her. 9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed. 10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. 12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play. 14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!" 15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!" 16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE. 17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?" 18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse. 19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM." 20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of rabid dogs on DECIDE.
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