paul_614 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said David, 'He plays for (insert least favorite team) but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Still colouring in the 5th grade. No wonder the kids are mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captpierre Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Must be Kessel's kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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