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skeeter

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Here’s a good laugh to start your day……………

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> The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

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> Grumpy leads the pack.

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> 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

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> Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

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> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

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> In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

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> Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

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> Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

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> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

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> 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

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> Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

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> Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

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> The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

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> The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

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> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!' :thumbsup_anim: :thumbsup_anim:

 

PS: Roy please don't take offense. :rofl2:

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