thursday funny

[grt1]

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and

just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before

Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When

Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And

again at bedtime, they made love.

 

The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to

travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and

he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked

the town doctor what to do.

 

"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field

with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air.

That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't

lose any field time."

 

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer

came back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the Doc..

"Didn't my idea work?" "Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.

"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and

Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love,

and then she'd go back home again."

 

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

 

"I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."

[Dave Bailey]

[lpu_ofn]

funny

 

 

[phatpelkey]

lol nice