Funny for a nasty Saturday

[Mattitude]

A couple Canadian guys die and find themselves in Hell.

 

The next day Satan comes to check on them. The Canadians are wearing

their toques and drinking and carrying on having a good time. Satan is

surprised to see they're not in misery so he cranks up the heat.

 

Satan comes back again to see if the Canadians are suffering. Again he

finds them drinking and partying, having a great time. So Satan asks

them, "What's wrong with you guys? Isn't it hot enough for you?

Everyone else here is in misery and you guys are happy." The Canadian

reply, "We come from the land of ice and snow, we're happy to warm up a

bit."

 

So next day Satan cranks up the heat to full. All the minions of Hell

are gasping for breath, sweating and in total misery. Satan comes back

to check on the Canadians. Stunned, he finds them again laughing and

drinking and barbecuing some hamburgers and asks why they're so happy.

"After so many long cold winters, we love the heat, bring it on!!" say

the Canadians.

 

So Satan, totally furious, thinks about ways to punish the Canadians.

"Aha! If they're enjoying the heat so much, I'll take it away from

them." So Satan turns off the Hellfires.

 

Next day, icicles are forming in the cavernous depths of hell. All the

condemned souls of Hell are shivering and suffering in the cold. So

Satan checks in on the Canadians. He finds them happier than ever,

wearing their toques, jumping up and down laughing and hollering, empty

beer bottles strewn all about. He asks them, " What is your problem? I

turn up the heat all the way you don't suffer. I turn off the heat, you

don't suffer. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why are you always

so happy?"

 

The Canadians reply, "Don't you know, Hell froze over, it means the

Leafs must have won the Cup!"

[sonny]

Ohhh man,,,right wher it hurts!!!!!!!!!

[fishindevil]

Good one....lol..lol..kick us when we are feeling down...but after we beat the canadiens tonight ...we WILL FEEL BETTER. ..thanks for the good laugh...cheers

[Clampet]

Well worth the read!

[Mattitude]

I try really hard to be a Leafs fan. I honestly think being a brain surgeon is easier to do. I'm rooting for them tonight, it's gonna be a war!

[mattyk]

lol