Sick Day

[silveradosheriff]

Hung Chow calls into work and says,

"Hey, I no come work today, I

sick, headache, stomach ache, legs

hurt, I no come work."

 

The boss says, "You know

something, Hung Chow, I really need you

today. When I feel like this, I go

to my wife and tell her to give me some lovin'.

That makes everything better and I

go to work. You try that."

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls

again. "I do what you say, I feel

great. I be work soon.....you got

nice house."

[tonyb]

nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Frankypro]

Good one,

 

I thought you were going to say something else hurts...Hung, still no go to work.

 

Cute.

[GbayGiant]

Haha.

[silveradosheriff]

I suppose that could be an alternate ending.

[Rich Clemens]

Good one.