nelly Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Escaped Convict >A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked >up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for >money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. >He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. >While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the >convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets >up and goes into the bathroom. >While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his >wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at >his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail >and hasn't seen a woman in years. >I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't >resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy >him no matter how much he nauseates you. This >guy is obviously very serous. If he gets angry,he'll >kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" >His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was >whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he >thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. >I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. >I love you too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike the Pike Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 That was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Didn't see that one coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanook Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Oh!! Yuk Yuk Yuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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