Amiexx Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but no matter how I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 5. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistaredone Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Ha!!!!! I'll be looking for a new job in September. I'll try slip one of those in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Welcome aboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck666 Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 is that your tatto in that pic buster??? you know.... you coulda showed your support by buying gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Yep, then I went to work at the optical factory, but I fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 is that your tatto in that pic buster??? you know.... you coulda showed your support by buying gum I grew a beard also!!! and yes thats a canada tattoo on my back. ----GO CANADA--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risti Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 (edited) Cant knock a guy who has Eh canada tattoo that big on himself.....and they say americans are patriotic, they got nothing on us eh... Edited February 20, 2010 by risti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr blizzard Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Awesome resume, I tried to be a (furniture) stripper but couldn't bare it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 i worked as a bus boy but i smoked too much pot and things didnt pan out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck666 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I grew a beard also!!! and yes thats a canada tattoo on my back. ----GO CANADA--- i think i'll get one on my face!!!! how much did that cost? i've been lookin into gettin a tattoo myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 i think i'll get one on my face!!!! how much did that cost? i've been lookin into gettin a tattoo myself. if ya gotta ask...chances are ... .......question should be directed to the person performing the art...kinda like this ....waddya want to do this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 100 bucks an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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