My Resume (nf)

[Amiexx]

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

 

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but I just couldn't hack it,

so they gave me the axe.

 

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor,

but I just wasn't suited for it

- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.

 

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef

- figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but I just didn't have the thyme.

 

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker,

but no matter how I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

 

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but I didn't have any patience.

 

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

I tried but I just didn't fit in.

 

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

 

11. I managed to get a good job

working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.

 

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center

but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

 

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian

- until I realized there was no future in it.

 

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

 

5. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

 

 

 

 

 

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[mistaredone]

Ha!!!!! I'll be looking for a new job in September. I'll try slip one of those in.

[BUSTER]

Welcome aboard

[redneck666]

is that your tatto in that pic buster??? you know.... you coulda showed your support by buying gum

[Chris]

Yep, then I went to work at the optical factory, but I fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of myself.

[BUSTER]

is that your tatto in that pic buster??? you know.... you coulda showed your support by buying gum

 

I grew a beard also!!!

 

and yes thats a canada tattoo on my back. ----GO CANADA---

[risti]

Cant knock a guy who has Eh canada tattoo that big on himself.....and they say americans are patriotic, they got nothing on us eh... Edited February 20, 2010 by risti

[mr blizzard]

Awesome resume, I tried to be a (furniture) stripper but couldn't bare it.

[Twocoda]

i worked as a bus boy but i smoked too much pot and things didnt pan out

[redneck666]

I grew a beard also!!!

 

and yes thats a canada tattoo on my back. ----GO CANADA---

 

i think i'll get one on my face!!!!

 

how much did that cost? i've been lookin into gettin a tattoo myself.

[Twocoda]

i think i'll get one on my face!!!!

 

how much did that cost? i've been lookin into gettin a tattoo myself.

 

if ya gotta ask...chances are ... .......question should be directed to the person performing the art...kinda like this ....waddya want to do this...

[BUSTER]

100 bucks an hour