BITEME Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 Official Announcement: The Government of Canada today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Maple Leaf to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
diggyj Posted January 30, 2009 Report Posted January 30, 2009 Maybe the Toronto Maple Leafs should consider changing to that to. LMAO.
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