Serious but seriously funny

[forrest]

http://www.parentcentral.ca/parent/article/553694

 

I hope the kids recover

Edited December 15, 2008 by forrest

[Greencoachdog]

Toilet seats were never a problem for me back then.... but the zipper on the fly of my pants was hell!!!

[maybe]

Sounds like a great argument for sitting down. Bonus: no more women complaining about your puddles or the seat being up.

 

Seriously, though - they've been making slow-lowering toilet seats for years now. Any plumbing supply should be able to get them. American Standard has several models, and other manufacturers pop up if you google slow closing, slow lowering, or soft closing.

 

Here's a YouTube of one in action.

 

At least one manufacturer has a seat that not only closes slowly, it closes automatically when you flush.

[JohnF]

Toilet seats were never a problem for me back then.... but the zipper on the fly of my pants was hell!!!

 

I thought y'all still had buttons.

 

JF