Broken Lawnmower

[Rich Clemens]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.

 

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

 

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

 

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

 

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

 

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

 

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

 

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."

 

 

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[Dusky]

Just a limp?? Your wife must be a kind women!!

[Victor]

[Dano]

Thanks for the chuckle Rich.