Dumb mottoes

[Photoz]

I always kinda liked . . . "IF AT FIRST YA DON'T SUCCEED . . . FIND SOMETHING EASIER TO DO!"

[solopaddler]

Said to me by this crusty old local fishing on my lake 1 week before opener:

 

"Season? the only season on my fish is salt and pepper!"

 

[HTHM]

I was on the dock in Tignish, PEI and this on fisherman showed me a pack of throat lozenges and said, "These are the only friends I have left." It was, you guessed it, a pack of fishermans freind.