Friday funny

[Squid]

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I'd hit the ball I couldn't see where it went." His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try". "That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help". "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" "Where did it go?" says Arthur. "I can't remember".

[wolfville]

Good one.

[ccmtcanada]

[fatherof3]

nice one,lol

[Deano]

Another good one, thanks for the laugh.

[HIMTI]

Some funny instructions labels on products.....

 

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

 

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be how???....)

 

 

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

 

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because???....)

 

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

 

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)