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Kinda Funny Fishing Joke...


mcallister.grant

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following

conversation took place:

 

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

 

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I

shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."

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