Hey Joe,
We could try this:
read the description below!
You love fishing so much that a fish as a belt buckle sounds like a good idea. And that is not all this belt buckle offers you. When you land that monster fish, you can just pull the tape measure that is tucked into this guys mouth. On the dowonside, some may suggest you measure other items that are in the general area of your waist. And that is not good for anyone.
Yup, actual quote with poor grammar and spelling too!
Only
$9.99!!!!
Sizing?
I've got nothing to worry about