Friday Humor. NF.

[npt1]

I am a Senager,

 

I have everything I ever wanted as a teenager,

only 50 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance ( pension).

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a drivers licence

and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars

and the beer store.

The girls I hang out with are not

scared of getting pregnant.

I don't have acne.

Life is great.

[leaf4]

Lol I was expecting to read in the last line something about not being able to remember anything haha