Tuesday Funny NF

[HookNrelease]

they schooling is falling short in TO, so i thought id shed some light on the situation after the kids showed me there english lessons,

 

 

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the

other day, man I was HONOROLL.

 

2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET

in the backyard.

 

3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled

out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."

 

4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE

go after a week.

 

5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY

into space.

 

6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash,

my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."

 

7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE

and got away.

 

8. AFRO - I got so mad at my carp, AFRO a lamp at

her.

 

9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH

I go to the field and smoke weed.

 

10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

 

11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday,

I got her a DOMINEERING.

 

12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe

a stranger KENYA spare some change.

 

13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope

play.

 

14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points.

My coach said, "DATA boy!"

 

15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when

they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"

 

16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her

shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

 

17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office,

"Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

 

18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION

hung like a horse.

 

19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like

that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."

 

20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to

have a couple of rabid dogs on DECIDE.

[urbanangler1990]

haha, thats halarious, im crying

[silveradosheriff]

Bump for some laughter.