Office Games...Not Fishing

[pigeonfisher]

This made me laugh aloud many times!!!

 

Count your score and report back at the end of the week. If you cheat you are only cheating yourself. I am out of the office all week so I will have to do it at various airports. Should be a HOOT

 

Game On......

 

ONE-POINT DARES

 

1 Run one lap around the office at top speed.

 

2 Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'

must be in the toilet at the time).

 

3 Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

 

4 Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,

"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

 

5 To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head.

 

6 When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper

huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

 

7 Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,

say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

 

8 Walk sideways to the photocopier.

 

9 While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors

open.

 

 

 

THREE-POINTS DARES

 

1 Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with

double-barreled fingers.

 

2 Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all

that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

 

3 Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

 

4 Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle

(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

 

5 Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

 

 

 

FIVE POINT DARES

 

1 At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to

conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you

actually launch into it yourself).

 

2 Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

 

3 For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

 

4 Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a

number two".

 

5 After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in

"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

 

6 While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

 

7 In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and

mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

 

8 At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my

witness, I'll never go hungry again."

 

9 In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

 

10 Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

 

11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do

>you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

 

12 Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk

about it".

 

13 Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch

for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

 

14 Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very

important conference call.

 

15 Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

 

16 Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants

and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

 

17 Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each

biscuit with your fist.

 

18 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the

door.

 

19 Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,

move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

[huntervasili]

Your sure thats not a game and instead a bunch of ways to get fired? lol sounds like fun though

[crappiesteve]

Steve,Ihope thats not you your talking about.

 

Steve