Christmas Cake Recipe

[solopaddler]

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe, so here goes:

 

(Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of typing it every year!)

1 cup sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

 

Cherry Mistmas

[Smarty Pantz]

Mmmmmm, sounds Dee-Licious

 

 

Will definitely be tryin' that one out, Thanks

 

 

/runs out to the store for tequila

[BUSTER]

needs some arabian hash

[Smarty Pantz]

needs some arabian hash

 

 

 

 

Edited December 6, 2010 by Smarty Pantz