Summer Adult Education Classes

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>> THE

>> ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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>> REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

>> By Thursday June 29 , 2009

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>> NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

>> OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS

>> MAXIMUM.

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>> Class 1

>> Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

>> Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

>> Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

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>> Class 2

>> Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or whining

>> About It for 3 Hours?

>> Round Table Discussion.

>> Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

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>> Class 3

>> Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group

>> Debate.

>> Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

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>> Class 4

>> Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures

>> and Explanatory Graphics.

>> Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

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>> Class 5

>> Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

>> Examples on Video.

>> Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

>> At 7:00 PM

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>> Class 6

>> How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the

>> Program

>> Help Line Support and Support Groups.

>> Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

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>> Class 7

>> Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

>> Open Forum.

>> Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

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>> Class 8

>> Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

>> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

>> Class 9

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>> I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

>> Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

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>> Class 10

>> How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance

>> Claim.

>> Driving Simulations.

>> 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

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>> Class 11

>> Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers

>> Through the Windshield.

>> Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

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>> Class 12

>> How to Shop by Yourself.

>> Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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>> Class 13

>> How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The

>> Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.

>> Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

>> Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

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>> Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be

>> issued to the survivors.