When I say I'm broke.......I'm broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[walleyejigger]

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

 

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a

well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner..

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes

 

of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in

high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and

proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed

wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least

seen my demonstration'. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse

manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure

from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a darn good

appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you Not understand????

[rbaquial]

ROFLMAO!! Hahaha!!

[anders]

thats great!