Women Drivers joke

[danbo]

Yup, I believe that this is what it has come to!!!!!

 

 

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

 

In a brand new

Cadillac

 

 

 

Doing 65 mph

 

 

 

With her

Face up next to her

 

Rear view mirror

 

Putting on her eyeliner.

 

I looked away

 

 

For a couple seconds !

 

And when I looked back she was

 

Halfway over in my lane,

 

 

 

Still working on that makeup.

 

 

 

As a man,

 

I don't scare easily.

 

 

 

But she scared me so much;

 

I dropped

 

My electric shaver ,

 

Which knocked

 

The donut

 

Out of my other hand.

 

In all

 

The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

 

 

 

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

 

 

 

It knocked

 

 

My cell phone

 

Away from my ear

 

 

 

Which fell

 

 

 

Into the coffee

 

Between my legs,

 

 

 

Splashed,

 

 

 

And burned

 

 

 

Big Dan and the Twins,

 

 

 

Ruined the darn phone,

 

 

 

Soaked my trousers,

 

 

 

And disconnected an

Important call.

 

 

 

Stupid women drivers

[canadianboy]

ha ha i know a realy mean woman joke. how come hellen keller cant drive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

cause shes a woman