holdfast Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 This is why women should not take men shopping against their >> >>>> will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her >> >>>> husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr >> >>>> Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to >> >>>> get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like >> >>>> most women--she loved to browse. >> >>>> >> >>>> One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her >> >>>> local Wal-Mart. >> >>>> >> >>>> Dear Mrs. Fenton, >> >>>> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >> >>>> commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be >> >>>> forced >> >>>> to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. >> >>>> Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video >> >>>> surveillance cameras. >> >>>> >> >>>> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >> >>>> people's carts when they weren't looking. >> >>>> >> >>>> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 >> >>>> minute intervals. >> >>>> >> >>>> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to >> >>>> the women's restroom. >> >>>> >> >>>> 4. July 19: Complained to the service desk that he waited in the >> >>>> men's room for an hour and no one came in to wash his hands. The >> >>>> sign says employees >> >>>> must wash hands. >> >>>> >> >>>> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of >> >>>> M&M's on layaway. >> >>>> >> >>>> 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a >> >>>> carpeted area. >> >>>> >> >>>> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and >> >>>> told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows >> >>>> and blankets from the bedding department. >> >>>> >> >>>> 8. September 23: Snuck into the ladies room and put all the seats up >> >>>> >> >>>> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as >> >>>> a mirror while flossing his teeth. >> >>>> >> >>>> >> >>>> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, >> >>>> he asked the clerk where the anti-depressants were. >> >>>> >> >>>> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while >> >>>> loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. >> >>>> >> >>>> 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his >> >>>> "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels >> >>>> >> >>>> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed >> >>>> through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" >> >>>> >> >>>> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, >> >>>> he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES >> >>>> AGAIN!" >> >>>> >> >>>> And last, but not least, >> >>>> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited >> >>>> awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in >> >>>> here!" >> >>>> >> >>>> Regards, >> >>>> >> >>>> Wal-Mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Chuckles for a while, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbs Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbouck Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 That made my night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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