how to cook a turkey, nf just a bit of humour

[Badger Shark]

How To Cook A Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey & a bottle of Wild Turkey 101-Proof

 

Step 2: Take a drink of WT-101

 

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

 

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of WT-101

 

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

 

Step 6: Take 3 more WT drinks

Step 7: Turn the oven on

 

 

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky poo

Step 9: Turk the bastey

 

Step 10: WwwT another wottle of get

 

Step 11: Stuck a turkey UP the thermometer

 

Step 12: Glass Uself a pour of DoubleUT (WT)

 

Step 13: Book the wwwtt for 4-ours

 

Step 14: Took the oven out of the turk

 

Step 15: (hic) pete - Took the oven out of the turk

 

Step 16: Floor the turk uo off of the picky

 

Step 17: Turk the carvey

 

Step 18: Get uself awother ww-hic-tttt

 

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour Uself a gas of turk

 

Step 20: Bless the Lord oh turk, and pass the wt

 

Did You Know?: In Mexico, clergymen may not wear their religious garb in public.

 

Wishing you and yours a politically correct Merry Christmas and/or Happy Chanukkah

and/or Happy Kwanzaaand/or Happy Festivus and/or

Merry Chrismakkah

 

And I cant stand dry chicken and small talk.

 

Sorry about putting this in the fishing section but I believe some humour is needed here.

[Terry]

I think I would be cooked before step 10