Monday Morning Funny - NF

[silveradosheriff]

Replacement Windows

 

 

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,

double-pane energy-efficient kind.

 

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was

complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I

had not paid for them yet.

 

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm Fisherman doesn't mean that I am

automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking

sales guy had told ME last year.. namely, that in just ONE YEAR these

windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been

a year"!

 

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just

hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about

forgetting the guarantee they made me.

 

Bet he won't underestimate a Fisherman anymore.