Fun With Math

[supernaut]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over

100%.

 

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

Now look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that Hardwork and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there:

 

It's the Bullpoop and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

[Roy]

and OFNCommunity = 165%

[dustink]

and OFNCommunity = 165%

 

LOL....perfect!!

 

dk