danbo

http://www.ontarioparks.com/ENGLISH/earl.html

Rainbow Trout..look for surface activity at dawn/dusk for dry flies. Try woolly worm or buggers on a sinking line too. Near the dam is fairly deep, just work your way to the points. Spinners on light line too, if no fly gear.

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about a half-mile the fella stopped and stooped over, with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath, and the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a bag o' hammers! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "but, my friend back there - Well, he don't have one."

GCD and son went fishing one summer day. While they were out in their boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "Dad, how does this boat float?" GCD replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "Dad, how do fish breath underwater?" Once again the GCD replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Dad, why is the sky blue?" Again, GCD replied, "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" GCD replied, "Of course not, son. If you don't ask me questions, you'll never learn nothin'."

God rest his soul.

http://www.ustacould.com/lures/

Better smudge to the Trout Spirits tonight! Heap big fish medicine!

Ya can see the spoon in its mouth..it does happen! Good fish!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs

Hey ya ole Reb..get a Daiwa reel & you'll start catchin' Lunkers!! Sung to the tune of.."My little GTO".. Dai-waaaaah, wa, wa wa wawa..Wa-Wa!!

Bronte

Yeehaw!! That fish looks good on you Lew! Nice to see ya havin' some fun!

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I hear ya..I'm fifty-flippin-two now & I can remember pedaling a Tricycle when "Rocketship 7" was on..

Atta boy! Weeeee have a Winner! I'll give you my addy if you want to fetch your rod case. Pm me. Dan

That ain't Eli-may!

I know they don't exist..but the mythology is fun. Imagine them throwin' rocks at ya while you're snoring in your tent.. http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080814/harryh...s2d_270x381.jpg

The flyin' furry burrito brothers! yo Billy-Bob that's Dave Thomas, Biff Beeper & Promo the Robot there. Commander Tom came after! I'll give whoever can name Tom's "friend" a free rod case..

Waiting for the Bus.. Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said" "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!." The other woman turned to her and said: "I know! I heard it Snoring!"

Buy the best sleeping bag you can afford with at least 5lbs fill, or down. Woods is great. Air mattresses is a must,flashlights,cooler, hatchet.. A poly floor in the tent is a must for dryness & easy sweeping. I like Coleman Stove/lantern that uses naptha fuel. I got some knives in the classifieds.

Kijiji...tons of bargoons! http://toronto.kijiji.ca/