Hope this cold weather joke is ok ??????? In the park in new york city a police officer sitting on his horse and hears a noise behind him and turns to see a hair lip wino with his horese's tail up in the air and his two fingers stuck in then wipeing his lips with them , officer says , What do you think your doing , Wino says , Excuse me officer but i have a fever blister , Officer says man thats not gona help your fever blister any ,Wino says No sir.... But it i'll sure keep ya from lick'en your lips i tell ya ...........