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  1. Hi everyone,a little explanation about my humorous post which I did not writte but I wll share with you the link,read it and you will laugh,the legend whom ever he may be just hammed up the fishing world and I enjoy the thread in which I copied and posted some exerts which were inclusive to me,I even responded because this chap had noithing but good intentions of making folks laugh

     

    Hope you enjoy

    Yes Lew I busted my hernia over that thread

    I've always believed if you have to look up to someone,then they arent worth looking at (Unless your short crothed like me :w00t: )The Legend expressed and demonstrated that very person in a Saturday Night live kinna way

    There's nothing better than making fun and laughing about ones self,I had to laugh and composed something that was outlandishly humourous

     

    http://www.muskies101.com/forums/showthrea...p;goto=lastpost

     

    Leave your clients on shore :w00t:

  2. actually hope you all had a good laugh,cause the legend made me laugh last winter

    The dude is good

    No I did not writte it,came off another board and I copied and pasted the goof funny parts

     

    As far as concieded,well lets not go there :) just read up a few posts :w00t:

     

    Roy's boat works just fine :) short crotches like us fit quite well and its roomy

     

    of course I posted this for laughs, it was too funny

    Maybe we the mods will allow a link to thread so all can read the Legends posts,thers way more to his postings

  3. "I'm so passionate about musky fishing that one time, in the excitement of getting out on the water, I left my clients on shore for the entire day while I fished (and caught several leviathans). Even after spending the day on the dock, my clients were so impressed and had such a great time they booked for the next year immediately."

     

     

    I wish I had clients like that

     

    He even widdles his own lures at a moments notice

  4. Little fishy in the brook ,wont you come and bite my hook

    So I baited him with crust of bread ,then I cruched his ..... Head :w00t:

     

    Wheel bearing Job,they aint bitting and they aint gonna be bitting till noon

     

    Meds !!!!!

    They have not invented any for my diss- ease

     

    Tony.missed something,you maybe :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

     

    Me no :whistling:

     

    actually the conversation happened last winter on another message board,it was all fun nothing demeaning or nasty at all just good humour on the seriouness of fishing

    Just laugh

     

    My grammmar,How do you expect a Kilt wearing Fench (French)Canadian Scotsman to know how to Speil

    Your Kilting me are ya :w00t:

  5. Dual personality syndrome?

     

    Marc, do you hear voices in your head? :whistling:

     

    all the time

     

    Do you have the time to listen to me whine

    About nothing and everything all at once

    I am on oh those

    Melodramatic fools

    Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

     

    I went to a shrink

    To analyze my dreams

    She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

    I went to a checkout girl

    she said my live's a bore

    And quit no whining cause it's bringing her down

     

    Sometimes i give myself the creeps

    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

    It all keeps adding up

    I think I'm cracking up

     

    Now you know why I only have Part Time occasional long distance Pretend Friends :w00t:

  6. The legend of all muskie anglers

    (just had to share)

     

     

    All about myself

    Hi all, newbie to the message board here, but not to the muskie scene. Actually I'm quite an experienced muskie angler and guide. You may not have heard of me, as most of my clients are very high profile (dignitaries, politicians, CEO's). I do not take out the average muskie Joe, for obvious reasons. Lately I've been getting out of guiding and have more time to spend on the message boards. I am here to answer muskie related questions and believe I will eventually become known as the resident muskie expert on this site. I've caught hundreds and hundreds of beautiful muskies, in fact I'm sure that at least six of them (not a typo) have been close to or over the current world record held by Arthur Lawton. I'm not talking about average big fish, like the 57 and 58 caught in the Thorpe video. I'm talking REAL BIG FISH. Thorpe appears to be a good angler, I'll give him that respect. But I've been to his website, and frankly....I'm not overly impressed. Don't get me wrong, lot's of nice 50" class fish, but.....is that it??? Don't mean to sound full of myself but most of the guides I see these days are one fish wonders (I will shed some light on some of the photos submitted in the future). Please read through the lines in regards to these so-called guides. Anyways, many of you will eventually come to enjoy my musings and I'm here for all of you, if you have any muskie related questions, fire away.

     

    ps and please....don't be pulling any of that petty internet warrior tough guy posturing with me....I get tired of all the crap on some of these boards.

     

    Hi all,I am so overjoyed you all have warmed up to me,it will be my pleasure to share my vast and extensive expertise knowledge

    Soorry for the delay,I got hung up staring at myself in the mirror.Big b,its obvious you have a touch of slimed gum disease,I'd recommend a good perch brushing,be sure to floss with carp afterwards.Ya know Big b women like yourself have been known to fake spawning rituals,I've done better....I have faked entire relationships

    I'l gladly answer your questions,but first I must go back to observing myself

     

    Another time I was relieving myself beside a river while on a long road trip. Anyway, while standing there I found myself in a staredown with a huge musky that was sunning in the shallows along side the shore. I quickly found a firm yet flexible tree branch, whittled a pine jerkbait from a piece of branch, unthreaded several yards of thread from my well-fitting jeans and alas, I had created a make-shift muskie combo w/ a functioning reel made by utilizing the gears from my ten speed. Within seconds the denizen of the deep had engulfed my lure and the fight was on. It seemed like I would never get the fish in, but finally it succumbed to my finesse angling skills. I quickly called around on my cell phone and found out there was a high profile tournament going on.....ON THAT VERY DAY ON THAT VERY WATER BODY. I called tournament HQ and entered over the phone and dang....didn't I win that tournament with that 53lb. 7 oz. supertanker.

     

    Once while fishing, I was felled to the bottom of the boat with severe pain (not that I couldn't have toughed it out for the rest of the day with the pain....but I wanted to be in peak physical form as the leviathans were "on" that day). After quickly assessing the region of my abdomen and using my photographic memory, I recalled a thesis I had read by one of America's leading surgeons. It was decided I must perform an impromptu surgery in the boat. With my supersharp fillet knife I made the perfect incision, removed the kidney stone, took a few hits from a fatty offered by two passersby in another boat, and finished the day by boating two very beautiful and large specimens.

     

    Hi all, Mr. Thorpe are you taking a few shots at me??? Well, Mr. you better figure out fast with whom you are conversing. I'm not just a fantastic and legendary musky fisherman...I have fished ALL of the world's most predatory and viscous fish including great whites, barracudas, muskies, pirhana, the African naughty minnow and others.

     

    And whats this leave your smiles on shore mindless chatter. I'm so passionate about musky fishing that one time, in the excitement of getting out on the water, I left my clients on shore for the entire day while I fished (and caught several leviathans). Even after spending the day on the dock, my clients were so impressed and had such a great time they booked for the next year immediately.

     

    1880 cats per day is only the average. I typically start out with 150 to 175 casts per hour and that dwindles by the end of the day to between 75 and 100 casts per hour. I can do this because I love to really burn my handmade bucktails. My retrieve has been clocked at well over 10mph so I do not even need to troll.

     

    While I appreciate that your post has put The Legend into the stratosphere of popularity with 100 replies (YES FOLKS 100 REPLIES) I find it very suspicious that another guide, of dubious distinction I might add, comes on here to purposely hijack my informative thread. Therefore I would kindly ask you start your own thread. Thank you sir (p.s. what lure were you using on those 57" and 58"ers).

     

     

    Good Morning ,what I splendid morning,as I opened my eyes and gazed what a wonderful site,I was looking at myself

    I"ll surely answer your questions once I've overcome the ora of my reflection

     

    Did you guys know I've two boats named after me. Before I became The Legend I was known as the Prince of Musky Fishing. So they named the Princecraft line of boats after me. Once I became The Legend....well....the rest is history.

     

    Arivadece,chow,shalom

    love,your friend

    The Legend

     

    take care guys.....shalom, peace, etc.

     

     

    Leave your clients on shore :) bwahahahahahaha

  7. Its a common occurance that carp and cat fish form disease.Most disease are introduced by puddle hoppers.

    What is important is to clean your live wells and bottoms of boats when you anticipate to change bodies of water when fishing inland waters.Simply to eliminate or minimize transport of such disease

    Some diseases form from over population or crowdment,its mother natures way of harmonizing and balancing the biodiversity

    Biggest prob MNR and all MNR face is no monies while there superior Gov spend wastefully at a rate of leading us to bankruptcy.I do beleieve MNR people want to do good but cant speak out in negativity because of there Ministerial manegement that rule above em

     

    Trim the Goverment and put the forces to work,you"ll see it will improve

    Ever notice how PM gain weight once they are in Office

  8. ah Art and mike,I kinna like leaving folks in the rafters :lol:

    Fishies are happy,me's been smilling ,guests well thems been working ,not so smiley :w00t:

    Reel fatser

     

    Laddy,not to be worried,the kilt shall come out :whistling:

     

     

    Lets just say pete you can keep that pinky hat,in a polite manner,I'd see ya on a float ahead of the parade,were you in TO a couple of weeks ago

    seems as if the bus had arrived eh :w00t:

    it blew like a bus load fairies for days on end :w00t:

  9. Thank God Canada never let this guy move to the country

    He'd ruin the Gene Pool

     

    How many leaves are you raking now Tweety

    Thats a skirt and not a kilt your weary laddy

     

    Now you know why I have part time long distance occasional pretend friends :w00t:

    Oh and I have 1 part time full time friend and 2 dogs :lol:

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  10. I suggest taking you battery out of your remote and cleaning it,at times some dust or dirt can somehow cause problems with the contac of the battery inside the remote,Also make sure the batterry is tight in the remote

    Make sure your antenna is visible

     

    My suggestion,ive encountered the problems and found those solution to some of the remote probs

     

    if you have probs stil,please email me and we can get some assistance for you

     

    be good

    marc

  11. Brian as long as they talk about you,follow you or try to be like you

    You know your doing something right

     

    Like I always say,

    some wish to be ,so want to be and some are just naturally born to be

    Be genuine Bud

     

    Sure Rob will take could care of you,he seems like a very hard worker from what I have observed

    Looks like he's gots another worker along side of him

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