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Clampet

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  1. Belleville: Flats, Bridge, Rush Bar.
  2. Which one of my many personalities should attend: or or or
  3. I've had enough fun so I'll put this thar thang ta rest.. John Wayne was the actor's stage name. - his real name was Marion Michael Anderson. So his parents would not have been named "Mr and Mrs Wayne". The man was obviously lying.
  4. Yeah, that is roughing it! I feel sorry fer the lady, that was no place to take her. Some folding chairs would have been nice. I believe you guys learned something, and would probably do things a little different if there is a next time.
  5. Have a gander, youg'un.. http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=Bu...earch&meta=
  6. Ok, Ok it's a technicality. I'll fix the story so that the guy made 10 cents to mow his lawn. Does that make it better for you.
  7. It's called Asset. 76 Fordhouse Blvd Etobicoke, ON M8Z 5X7 (416) 977-7771
  8. From the amount of stuff us fellers have "lost" down the hole while fishing, I am beginning to think I could run a successful business salvaging via scuba gear. There must be a veritable treasure lying on the bottom or our lakes!
  9. C'mon now, those Ranches are like mansions... lawns, swimming pools, heck some have their own Art Galleries. Keep trying.
  10. One of the most recent notorious Outboard motor and fishing tackle thieves in Ontario is a man known as "Outboard Larry Pullstart". Pullstart stole more outboard motors than any other thief in the history of Canada. He was able to avoid getting caught because he was always careful. Then one day Outboard Larry's luck ran out. Several factors could be attributed to Outboard's bad luck that day. The first was that a shore angler in the area of the outboard motor theft, which Outboard Larry was committing, happened to be taking photographs of the scenery and the license plate of the truck Pullstart was driving, later turned up in several of his snapshots, along with the outboards apparently being stolen. The second factor was that the angler happened to later show the photo to his brother, a police officer in the Toronto police force. The same officer was aware of a certain large marina that had sustained a loss of several outboard motors on the very same day his shore angling brother had taken the photos. The reason he had remembered the date was because it was his birthday - and the same day he happened to see Outboard Larry Pullstart driving a truckload of motors in another part of Toronto. He also remembered the license plate for a particular reason...the police officer's name was Jethro Randolph Bodeen, badge number 341, the license plate number was JRB 341. A warrant was issued for Pullstart's arrest but, he seemed to have disappeared into thin air. A description was e-mailed across Canada: male, white, 68 years, 225 lbs, grey hair, brown eyes, wears a baseball cap. A few weeks later, Jethro happened to spot a man fitting the description in downtown Ottawa. "We are looking fer a man who fit yer description for theft of Outboard motors in the Toronto area", said Jethro as he walked towards the man. "Can't be me," replied the dude, " I've never been to Toronto. I'm from California. As a matter of fact, I personally know, John Wayne and his parents. I used to mow Mr and Mrs Wayne's lawn for 10 cents when I was just a kid." "I don't beleive yer from California at all", said Jethro. Why did Jethro say that?
  11. Interesting site fer sure. You may also want to consider.. http://www.trader.ca
  12. Our thoughts and prayers are with your family and your little girl.
  13. I'll whip up a batch of yella sasperilla!
  14. How much will a recovery cost? - 3-5 grand? And after you get the thing on shore, you tow it to a barn, or whatever, so you can dry it out. But.. will this vehicle ever be the same? I bet it will be worth about 1/4 of what it was worh prior to the dunking.
  15. That is toooo funny Dan!
  16. Is that a "Roto" Tiller? Great idea, I think.
  17. For those that have'nt seen it yet..
  18. I'm as useless as "__________" since my durn lower back went out about 8 days ago. I went to Lebarron's the other day, got out of the car, tried to stretch it out, but was so sore I got back in the car and drove back home. Couldn't even go in the store to walk around.
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