Funny joke

[Ben_Daniels]

Well one of my friends sent me this joke and i found it very funny, so i figured I'd share....

 

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to

take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides

to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and

reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that

obvious?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment.

"I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says

the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely

she can also think.